madlori:

leogursky:

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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Watch till the end.  Trust me.

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

lochnesie:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

i literally just spit all over my computer laughing

radiumshine:

Having a bad day?  Have a cat.

aligash:

i feel pretty

oh so pretty

i feel pretty

and witty

and briiiiiiiiiiiight

When my friends are talking about movies 

• What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert?
• What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

• Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
• Me: 10

gothbaby:

once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”

The 35 Cutest Baby Elephants You Will See Today

The first pictures taken of Elizabeth Windsor once she found out she was to be Queen. Taken by her husband Prince Phillip on the aeroplane returning from Africa to London after discovering that her father George VI, had died. 

paomama:

Roy Cox

-andrews:

REMEMBER WHEN SOMEONE EDITED THE STAR TREK AUDIOBOOK TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE ZACHARY QUINTO WAS NARRATING KIRK/SPOCK PORN

lulutheblue:

mimi-bird:

lomonte:

Movie Night

my favorite part about this is Hawkeye~

.. precious baby in his nest.. XD <3

I love Tony’s “No! My remote!” face XD so cute!